That Mtherfcker Is Not Real #TMFINT

Well, now, it appears the lady on the American Airlines plane and with the most annoying voice crying out, “This mother fucker is not real,” has been identified. At least according to X (Twitter). And if it’s on the internet, it must be true, right?

Tiffany Gomas, a 38-year-old marketing executive from Dallas, Texas, is every man’s dream now.

Meet Tiffany Gomas, a 38 year old marketing executive from Dallas Texas and currently the dream woman of most men in America.

After over a month we finally have the truth. Why do you think it took so long? #TMFINT pic.twitter.com/3GbMjNp1gR

— 🇺🇸Travis🇺🇸 (@Travis_in_Flint) August 7, 2023

I understand; she’s cute, but why must men do this? “She’s currently the dream woman of most men in America.” That’s what Travis says, anyway. I guess he speaks for the men in America. I suppose I should be grateful it is red-blooded American testosterone on display. I have to admit. It is refreshing.

Eh, I reckon I am just jealous. I am way beyond the prime age of being considered dreamy. And I certainly cannot pull off that cute outfit; tight cropped tank with hip-hugging ripped-up jeans. And if you haven’t noticed, I have no long flowy hair to tie back in a low bun.

If you need a refresher on her behavior, this video is from a passenger on board sitting in the back where she was sitting. It is the leadup to the video you have seen all over the interwebs.

The Daily Mail has an article about Tiffany Gomas as well. Tiffany, yeah, she seems like a Tiffany, doesn’t she?

Tiffany Gomas became erratic over an argument with the relatives she was traveling with, she reportedly told police.

The Dallas resident had accused her relatives of stealing her Airpods, per a police report.

Passengers on the plane were forced to deplane and be screened through security again as a precaution.

‘TSA personnel arrived at the scene to conduct a full rescreening of the aircraft,’ the police report states.

Gomas was eventually escorted to the non-secure area of the airport – but then attempted to get back in through TSA screening several times, per the report.

But when officers with the Dallas-Fort Worth Department of Public Safety arrived, an ‘extremely distraught’ Gomas refused to speak to them and she tried to get back on the plane.

Police then tracked her to a terminal curb where she was waiting for an Uber.

Gomas was issued a ticket for criminal trespass notice but refused to sign it. She was never arrested.

The marketing executive was deemed a ‘rising star’ in 2017, when she served as Vice President of Client Services at Elevate Brand Marketing.

She is a graduate of Oklahoma State University and lives in a $2 million home in Lakewood neighborhood, according to public records.

So there you have it—the dream woman of most American men. I’ve always heard that men are attracted to women who may be slightly crazy in the head because it keeps the men guessing what they may or may not do next. Tiffany, it appears, is the whole package.

Hot and Crazy Matrix

If you haven’t seen this video, it’s a treat.

Well, I hope Tiffany found her AirPods, and hopefully, she wasn’t making her way home this entire time. I wonder why she hasn’t been revealed before now. She did a bang-up job of keeping her identity out of the news and off the internet.

Maybe she will become a content creator for TikTok. Will she make the rounds on the talk shows? Will she write a book? Start a blog or podcast?

She is a marketing executive, after all. I’m sure she’ll land on her feet just fine and probably already started branding herself.

I am predicting what most women aged 25-30 will be dressed up for Halloween this year.

But I wonder if she’s banned from getting on any other airline after that temper tantrum.

Now excuse me while I go do some situps and find a long flowing wig.