A Big Fat Shot In The Ass

a big fat shot in the ass

A Big Fat Shot In The Ass

Tonight is the night that we will witness history. But aren’t we witnessing history every day? Former President Donald J. Trump and current goober Joe Biden will have the first two presidential debates tonight on CNN.

The question is, which Joe Biden will we get to hear from tonight? The lost dawdling doesn’t know where he is half the time and slurs his words like a sailor in a drunken stupor. Or will the crazy, mad, screaming, hyped-up on some weird elitist drug cocktail that is a big fat shot in his ass.

Former President Donald Trump has claimed that President Biden will be “pumped up” on drugs to enhance his performance at Thursday’s debate, including getting a “big fat shot in the ass.” – New York Post

Donald Trump has suggested that Joe Biden should take a drug test before and after the debate. Of course, we’re not going to get that.

Because:

So yeah, I think we are going to be watching a Joe Biden full of Adderall, Botox, and a big fat shot of B-12 or some drug cocktail that we don’t know about.

His assertions have been dismissed by some segments of the media as campaign bluster — but private doctors to the rich and famous tell The Post that VIPs often use drug cocktails and other treatments to give themselves an edge before they take the spotlight for a big event.

These can include everything from a peptides infusion for a boost in brain function and Botox to avoid a sweaty brow to Adderall for enhanced focus — and yes, sometimes even a shot in the butt.

“Post-graduate students, medical students, people who work in banking or finance, Wall Street-type people, big real estate moguls,” Victoria Corabi, a nurse practitioner and founding partner of Beauté Aesthetics in New York City, told The Post. – New York Post

I need to find out what a peptide infusion is all about.

Wow, who knew this was such a popular thing to do? I sure didn’t. But I am also not a postgraduate or a medical student or someone in finance, and I’m not in real estate. Come to think of it, I have known a few real estate agents who seemed a little intense.

Whoever wins the election in November, if it is still between Trump and Biden (because we all know anything can happen between now and then), we will have elected the oldest President in American history. One you would never tell is near 80, and the other you’d think is a walking ghost.

People will be watching for any mental slip-ups tonight.

The Strategy?

Besides the big fat shot in the ass for Biden, what is the strategy for tonight?

I think a lot of people want Trump to be calm and talk to the American people and ignore Biden. Of course, both candidate’s microphones will be on mute when it is not their turn to speak. It’s stupid and childish, CNN.

And I wonder how often Trump will be interrupted when it is his turn to speak by the moderators!

The topics I want to talk about are the wide open borders we have with illegals coming over and killing American women. And I want the woman issue addressed, too. No more men pretending to be women. Save Title IX and take “gender identity” out of government and businesses.

But I’m guessing neither of them will bring up the transcult topic. The moderators sure won’t unless it’s to prop up their cause.

People are nervous. I think MAGA is nervous for Trump, although they’ll never tell you they are. And who knows what we’re going to get from Joe? Will he come off as a sympathetic old grandpa figure, and will that hurt him?

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