Hollywood has spent years losing its mind over Donald Trump, calling him everything from a “mass murderer” to a “wannabe dictator.” Now, in a twist no one saw […]
Do Not Confuse Andrew Tate For A Real Man
Andrew Tate is not a real man. A real man doesn’t spew hatred toward women. A real man isn’t a vile misogynist. Andrew Tate? He doesn’t just hate […]
No Oscar For You Man, Pretending To Be A Woman, Because Tweets
No Oscar for a man competing in the women Best Actress category. Did Hollywood just now discover the internet? It sure seems like it. The man who was […]
Is Mark Zuckerberg Okay?
Is Mark Zuckerberg Okay? Forget that Zuck is now trying to look like a prepubescent boy channeling 1995 Justin Timberlake. I need to ask— is Mark Zuckerberg okay? […]
Peanut The Squirrel Killed By New York State
Peanut The Squirrel Peanut The Squirrel, a beloved pet and super influencer, was euthanized by New York state. You can blame the selfish people who had nothing better […]
Sticks And Stones
Sticks and Stones Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me. Why haven’t we passed this clever saying down to our children? Everyone […]
Dave Portnoy Is A Swifty-Boy
Dave Portnoy is a Swifty-Boy Dave Portney has proven himself a sissy Swifty-boy. He used to be known for the one-bite pizza reviews, and of course, we all […]
The Next James Bond Is…
And the next James Bond is… We don’t know who will play the new James Bond yet. We thought we knew a few months ago with rumors swirling […]
Snoop Dogg In Paris To Cover The Olympics
Snoop Dogg in Paris to Cover The Olympics In a bizarre move, NBC hired rap legend Snoop Dogg to cover the Paris Olympics 2024. Not only that, but […]
Ozempic Fashion Faux Pas
Well, it appears you can only love Ozempic in private. A fashion designer premiering her I Heart Ozempic tank top in Berlin’s Fashion Week is getting some blowback. […]
Sara Milliken Is Not ‘The’ Miss Alabama
Sara Milliken is not Miss Alabama. I’ve only recently learned there is a pageant not affiliated with the well-known competitor-type pageants that send its contestants to more significant […]
The Lectern Guy Gets A Little Poetic Justice
The Lectern Guy gets a little poetic justice. In this case, it’s a bit more than that. It hasn’t been long since I learned about The Lectern Guy […]
New York To Dublin Porn Portal
New York to Dublin Porn Portal People are gross. We can’t have anything nice or fun anymore without some perves showing up to ruin it all. Whether it […]
The Golden Blunder: Gerry Turner and Theresa Nist Call It Quits
The Golden Blunder. I am not a person who regularly watches reality television. I get enough of reality in my ordinary life and by watching the news, so […]
Iconic Las Vegas Casino Tropicana Will Be Demolished
The iconic Las Vegas casino Tropicana is set to be demolished this fall to make room for a fancy major league baseball stadium. While that is probably exciting […]