Taylor and Travis

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce

Taylor and Travis sittin’ in a tree K I S S I NG…..

You know the old silly nursery rhyme. And now we have the silly dating relationship of one Taylor Swift and one Travis Kelce.

I never followed these two before, separately or together, but the media desperately tries to make this a thing. It is nauseating.

And it makes it nearly unbearable to watch the Chiefs play. I might catch a little bit of NFL here and there because The Gent likes to watch all football, all the time. But now all we see is Taylor Taylor Taylor.

Taylor is a fraud. The images that appear on the screen of her in the box at the football games with Travis’s mom are so stupid. Can you not tell all that enthusiasm from Swift seems forced and put-on for the cameras? Gross.

And now we are getting “Tay and Trav” updates all the freaking time. And here I am blogging about them too. What is wrong with me?

I have never liked Taylor. I don’t see what everyone sees in her. I don’t think she’s that talented or cute. Personally, I think she just got damned lucky. She’s only this freak superstar because of social media and mainstream media.

Other Silliness

But what I like better is the Mr. Pfizer scuttlebutt. Aaron Rodgers, who created his own controversy around the STUPID COVID VACCINE by not getting one but leading everyone to believe he had, is now calling out Travis Kelce for promoting the vaccine. I wonder if TayTay had anything to do with that one.

But damn, Travis doesn’t even wince over the new nickname. He loves it. Maybe he deserves Taylor, after all.

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